I want to tell a joke about potatoes, but I dont really know where to starch
The invention of brooms was extraordinary
They say it really swept the nation
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.