one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
Why am I addicted to books that break my heart?
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that