one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via cartel)


isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

Why am I addicted to books that break my heart?


what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via cartel)


my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

(Source: lucyareth, via bruhginski)


*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via sugarstencils)



You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via cartel)